The Blandeur Clinic

Welcome to The Blandeur Clinic! We flatten out your rough edges and bring you towards the mean of acceptable smoothness and symmetry.

Check out our demo for examples of the transformations we've achieved on real people just like you! 

Music - u love that (Instrumental Version),  By Soleil

Blandeur
By Kay Ryan

If it please God, let less happen.
Even out Earth’s rondure, flatten
Eiger, blanden
the Grand Canyon.
Make valleys slightly higher,
widen fissures to arable land,
remand your terrible glaciers
and silence their calving,
halving or doubling
all geographical features
toward the mean.
Unlean against our hearts.
Withdraw your grandeur From these parts.